May 2013
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It’s so weird because even though I’ve been in florida for about two years now it sometimes doesn’t really feel like it. Like shit all this time has passed and a lot has changed but at the same time I legit don’t even feel like I’m going anywhere. I stopped getting homesick and shit awhile ago because it wasn’t bad since I started meeting people and...
Watchunsuccessfulmetalbenders:
its my birthday and the struggle is real
my to do list
1: you
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
dirtyalec:
sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
fffcuk:
please don’t hit on the person i like
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
shirohomura:
redeh:
When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
tyleroakley:
zombiegenocidest:
ACCURATE.
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
puckquinn:
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
alightinthenightmare:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
LMAO YAHOOLIGAN?!?!?!?!
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
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teen wolf season 3 trailer
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
mememaster:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
That’s deep
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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I made the best guacamole today omg
I think if Jesus tried my guacamole he would cry
kyleehenke:
totalspiffage:
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