free punches in the face
Hi, my name's Jasmina. I'm 19 and lame and express myself passive-aggressively through reblogs. Also, I like to frequently update you with text posts about my life whether you like it or not. Sometimes I draw too.
Anyway, thanks for bringing your fine ass to my blog.
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr